More "Whoever Heard of" Expressions

Even though my mom is gone, an expression we’d say still lives on. I find myself coming up with some pretty funny “whoever heard of” lines. Ones I know would make my mom smile, if not chuckle. Perhaps they’ll tickle you as well.
That girl is so bow legged, she couldn’t hem a hog in a ditch. That’s got to be one of my favorite country sayings.
Tags: country sayings, expressions